I Can’t Be The Only One Who…



I don’t think I have OCD, but there are a few things that I do on a regular basis that may be a bit borderline. And there are also a many other things that I often wonder about on a regular basis. So you tell me, am I the only one who…


…has a certain order that things are done in the shower. Shampoo the hair first. Condition the hair second. Wash the body third. Wash the face last. Finally, rinse out the conditioner while rinsing the face. Shower done. Repeat tomorrow (or after next workout)

…is a “best for last” eater. I almost always eat the food in the order in which I like it. That way I finish the meal with my favorite food

…thinks to myself “I’ll make a massive amount of food, so that I will have a few meals over the next couple of days of this same dish.” Then I sit down to eat the “first serving” and eat the entirty of of the proposed 3 meal concoction

…has to go pee as soon as they brush their teeth? I swear its the perfect example of Conditioned Response. For years, as a little kid, my mom would always say “brush your teeth and go to the bathroom” before going to bed. Now whenever I brush my teeth, I HAVE to go to the bathroom (even if I just went)

…thinks the world would be a better place without people like Rush Limbaugh, Paris Hilton, and the entire cast of Jersey Shore

…feels like a little kid whenever I eat mac & cheese

…cuts off all the tags on my t shirts. Those things drive me nuts! They always seem to make t shirt tags out of recycled sandpaper, fiberglass, and starch. I’m convinced that the ink is infused with poison ivy as well

…likes to eat hot dogs cold

…wants to know who put the bop in the bop shoo bop bop? Who put the ram in the ram-a-lama ding dong?

…who is constantly surprised by so many things is the world (good, bad, and everything in between)?


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4 responses to “I Can’t Be The Only One Who…”

  1. C. Kelsay says:

    Those are great. Mac & cheese was always your favorite as a kid and the first thing you learned to make. Lil aways goes to her cage when Ed brushes his teeth. Now brush your teeth and go to your cage I mean pee.

  2. Will Kelsay says:

    And with hot dogs in it, that feeling is even more true! I would love to see that book of phrases you have of things Trav and I said when we were little kids.

  3. SA- "Esse" says:

    I thought it was Shama Lama Ding Dong…

  4. Will Kelsay says:

    Id like to the thank the guy
    Who wrote that song that made my baby fall in love with me

    Who put the bomp in the bomp buh bomp buh bomp
    Who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong
    Who put the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop
    Who put the dip in the dip dee dip dee dip
    Who was that man, I’d like to shake his hand
    He made my baby fall in love with me

    When my baby heard bomp buh bomp buh bomp bomp
    Every word went right into her heart
    And when she heard them singing
    Rama lama lama lama lama ding dong
    She said we’d never have to part

    [ Lyrics from: http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/t/the_platters/who_put_the_bop_in_the_bop_shoo_bop.html ]

    Who put the bomp in the bomp buh bomp buh bomp
    Who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong
    Who put the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop
    Who put the dip in the dip dee dip dee dip
    Who was that man, I’d like to shake his hand
    He made my baby fall in love with me

    Each time that were alone
    Boogedy boogedy boogedy boogedy boogedy boogedy shoop
    Sets my babys heart all aglow
    And everytime we dance to
    Dip dee dip dee dip dee dip dee dip dip dee dip
    She always says she loves me so

    Who put the bomp in the bomp buh bomp buh bomp
    Who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong
    Who put the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop
    Who put the dip in the dip dee dip dee dip
    Who was that man, I’d like to shake his hand
    He made my baby fall in love with me

    Darling bomp buh buh bomp buh bomp buh bomp bomp
    And my honey rama lama ding dong forever
    And when i say dip dee dip dee dip dee dip
    You know i mean it from the bottom of my boogedy boogedy boogedy shoe

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